How to...

How to make Ryan jealous:

Say hi to him outside of 770 Broadway, while it's snowing. Inform him that the equipment you're carrying is on it's way to Cancun, along with yourself because you're meeting the rest of the MTV crew down there to shoot Spring Break...

Unwrap a Triple Chocolate Twix bar in front of him and don't share.

Wave to him from behind the plate at Yankee Stadium.

Wield a sword among an evil doer, then don't apologize after severing a limb.

Call him from California and tell him what the weather's like. (while you're standing in line at In-N-Out burger)

Hang out with a member of his family.

Obtain a Virtual Reality machine for your basement. Put it in between the the Family Guy pinball machine and the Skeeball lane.

Tell him about the time you made out with Emmanuelle Chriqui.